Videos uploaded by user “KroneYT”
WATERING my TARANTULAS but I voice the Haplopelma Minax
If Crackbone from The Gman Squad was a tarantula... I claim parody under Section 107 of the Copyright Act for FAIR USE. I don't own the original video, nor do I claim to. All rights reserved to their rightful owners. I've been striked before, for other reasons but still. I'm just trying to legally protect my ass here. ORIGINAL VIDEO TITLE: WATERING my TARANTULAS !!! ORIGINAL VIDEO OWNER: Exotics Lair ORIGINAL VIDEO LINK: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAn4k3hG8P4
Views: 119 KroneYT
"I'm gonna beat that tanks ass."
[Death Scream] Okay! I was overtired, and laughed more at this than I should have. This is my most popular video (it isn't even the one that was uploaded to that reddit thing), I feel like I should figure out what I did here that I didn't do on other videos. - I quoted a video game character for the title (could improve on this) - I added actual tags. - There was no ear rape. That's certainly a plus. - Video was short, but sweet. What could I improve on? - Adding custom thumbnails (would take some work, which I'm not really sure if I'm into the idea of for what's basically a joke channel.) - Adding keywords in the title (I should realize that's how to do it, as this is what I've done historically on other channels I refuse to name) - Don't laugh like a jackass. - Possibly more left 4 dead content. Welp, time to record new videos and see what I can accomplish!
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Real Half-Life 3 Gameplay Trailer
Yes, it's a joke. Don't get salty and dislike you stupid cunts.
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Weird Soviet TV Show
The captions I put in the video glitched in SVP, the guy in grey said the thing about the mielophone, but the glitch made it seem as though the dude in red had said it. I only noticed this after the fact. The show is called "Guest from the future". You can find all of the episodes with English subtitles online by this point. The show can get strange at times, but by no means is the show bad. It's just very weird.
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YouTube has hit a new low. 360P POWER!!! I hate Windows Movie Maker so much. Edit: Just discovered that it applies the fidget spinner loading symbol to any video with "Fidget Spinner" in the title, so now this video has one too! Y'know, just incase you didn't fucking believe me.
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custom meme This video has been flowing around since the days of Vine, it was one of my favorite vines to be honest since it's just so stupid. I decided I'd upload it just for lols. The original video was uploaded by Donnie Does, and can be found at this link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-IQelFtY9A (Naturally this video of any on my channel get's a couple thousand views -.-)
Views: 6210 KroneYT
Fucking Sweet Symphony - Lyrics Edition
actual song: Bittersweet Symphony - The Verve Someone took the picture, I edited it in photoshop. Are you proud of me mom?
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HOLY FUCK THAT'S LOUD By the way, if Jake Chudnow is watching this video, I just like the song.
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Insurgency AI: Some of the Worst
This video took way to long to render. What should have taken 10 minutes took 30 painful minutes, because of stupid people sending me steam messages that literally consist of only "0p" and a spelling error in the editing process. So yeah, good meme. T̶h̶e̶ ̶q̶u̶a̶l̶i̶t̶y̶ ̶m̶a̶y̶ ̶n̶o̶t̶ ̶b̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶g̶r̶e̶a̶t̶,̶ ̶a̶g̶a̶i̶n̶ ̶I̶'̶m̶ ̶s̶t̶i̶l̶l̶ ̶t̶r̶y̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶f̶i̶n̶d̶ ̶a̶ ̶b̶e̶t̶t̶e̶r̶ ̶w̶a̶y̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶r̶e̶c̶o̶r̶d̶.̶ ̶T̶h̶e̶ ̶c̶u̶r̶r̶e̶n̶t̶ ̶w̶a̶y̶ ̶I̶'̶m̶ ̶r̶e̶c̶o̶r̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶i̶s̶n̶'̶t̶ ̶g̶o̶o̶d̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶q̶u̶a̶l̶i̶t̶y̶,̶ ̶s̶i̶n̶c̶e̶ ̶I̶'̶m̶ ̶r̶e̶c̶o̶r̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶a̶ ̶r̶e̶c̶o̶r̶d̶i̶n̶g̶,̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶u̶p̶l̶o̶a̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶i̶t̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶a̶n̶ ̶e̶d̶i̶t̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶s̶o̶f̶t̶w̶a̶r̶e̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶m̶a̶k̶e̶ ̶i̶n̶t̶o̶ ̶a̶n̶o̶t̶h̶e̶r̶ ̶r̶e̶c̶o̶r̶d̶i̶n̶g̶,̶ ̶s̶o̶ ̶Y̶o̶u̶T̶u̶b̶e̶ ̶c̶a̶n̶ ̶h̶a̶v̶e̶ ̶i̶t̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶m̶e̶s̶s̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶q̶u̶a̶l̶i̶t̶y̶ ̶e̶v̶e̶n̶ ̶m̶o̶r̶e̶,̶ ̶i̶t̶'̶s̶ ̶j̶u̶s̶t̶ ̶a̶ ̶s̶h̶i̶t̶ ̶s̶h̶o̶w̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶a̶ ̶g̶o̶o̶d̶ ̶q̶u̶a̶l̶i̶t̶y̶ ̶r̶e̶c̶o̶r̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶b̶e̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶m̶a̶d̶e̶ ̶s̶h̶i̶t̶t̶y̶ ̶b̶e̶c̶a̶u̶s̶e̶ ̶S̶o̶n̶y̶ ̶V̶e̶g̶a̶s̶ ̶P̶r̶o̶ ̶w̶o̶n̶'̶t̶ ̶f̶u̶c̶k̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶w̶o̶r̶k̶ ̶w̶o̶r̶t̶h̶ ̶a̶ ̶d̶a̶m̶n̶.̶ The quality was bad because I recorded this with unregistered hypercam 2
Views: 61 KroneYT
Fucking Sweet Symphony
HOLY FUCK THAT'S LOUD!!! Original song: Bittersweet Symphony - The Verve _________________________________________________________________ Sebastian Lang-Lessing directs the San Antonio Symphony during his inaugural performance as the symphony's new director, in San Antonio, Texas on Saturday, October 2, 2010. (ALICIA WAGNER CALZADA/ SPECIAL TO THE EXPRESS-NEWS)
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*I apologize for the fan running in the background. As cold as Massachusetts gets in the winter, it does get oppressively hot in the spring and summer seasons* THIS REALLY WORKS! CAN YOU IMAGINE WHY THAT MIGHT BE? This is by far the easiest, cheapest, and most effective way of making sure hackers can't see you through your webcam. Some people have thought of it, some haven't. Instead of paying $29.99 a year on a good sale year for a program to only probably protect you, do what I do! If you're using a laptop? Do what I did when I had a laptop and tape a bottle cap over it. Lift it when you want to use it and let it rest against the back of your laptop monitor and put it back when you don't want people spying on you! It's that easy! Yeah it's not free like this one is, but the cost for that is low, it's negligible! You're welcome.
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Tahmmie Skoot is back at it again with his red shirt. Original video by Tom Scott. LINK: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8niIHChc1Y By the way, if by any chance Tom Scott actually watches this, I have a message for him. I APOLOGIZE.
Views: 773 KroneYT
das shit
inspirational video
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BeamNG.Drive | East Coast Highway Race #1 | Ibishu Pessima 2nd Gen Street Tuned
I finally got my hands on a newer copy of Sony Vegas Pro! SVP 15 is now mine, and hopefully this copy doesn't fuck off and stop working after like a week of use like last time. And since I'm now using a better screen recorder, the video quality shouldn't be ass anymore! Improvements are being made, it just took me a while to get around to doing it. Mostly, I had no reason to even consider getting a new copy of SVP since I didn't really need it, but now that I'm using the timestamp feature, something WMM doesn't have, now I had a reason and damn I'm happy I got it. Back to feeling professional! I was tempted to add Eurobeat, but by now, that's a clearly dead meme. And I do think I may be the only person who listens to Eurobeat unironically nowadays. The final lap time was 2:36;27. This isn't my first time lapping this course in this particular vehicle, I've done it a few times now. I've tested other tracks with the 2nd gen Street Tuned Ibishu Pessima, and I've tested this track with other cars (mostly the 1st gen Street Tuned Ibishu Pessima - and I'm feeling some progress with it too so I may upload footage of me performing this course in that car later on) but I don't seem to be able to do it so well. I just connect with this course and this car. It's not the fastest time by any stretch but what I want to know is if it's good considering the car I'm using and that I'm only using a keyboard and have only been doing this for about three weeks now? EDIT: I wasn't expecting a 1080p 60fps video to look so shitty - i'm quite shocked actually. I'll look into fixing this. It may have something to do with the fact that I recorded the gameplay while the game was windowed (because BeamNG.Drive annoyingly windows itself whenever you minimize it) which would explain the black bars at the top and bottom of the screen. Only time will tell I suppose.
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kristophah, y u gotsta bii soa weurd.? So yeah! I just went looking around on my computer and I found this! This seems to happen to me a lot.
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don't drop the soap BOIZ Original video by BlazinSkrubs, all credit to him except the .30 second clip of the message at the very end of the video, which is a message I'm very passionate about. ORIGINAL VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tb2Rt-ccw2c Yes, even though it makes fun of the show I like, I still enjoy the video because it's actually funny.
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EVil NI (Obama's Song) - DjVintage
I didn't make this video, a friend did. He wouldn't upload it, so I did! I was on vacation all of last week, that's why I haven't been here. Get the fuck over it. Original (Unaltered) song: Evil Woman - ELO
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Joe Diamond is a Bitch
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Vintage is spooked
A friend of mine did a collaboration with a large YouTuber. Another friend of mine thought he was going to die. A bit of background info, eh? Creeper Bandit at one point told everybody that he was going to be going on a vacation to Cancun, in Mexico. I knew about this, Vintage knew about this, everybody pretty much knew. However, knowing that he had told me about his trip, he seemingly forgot to have told everybody else that he was going. Queue Moonman and Silver to the rescue, who would then pretend that they're going to hack Creeper's families bank account and history. At first Creeper wasn't entirely sure if they were actually doing it, but the minute they admitted to having had seen and known about his vacation home in Cancun, and Creeper having again forgotten he had told them he was going down, started freaking out. After Creeper realized what they were doing to him, he left their discord and started his own. At which point (realizing I had nothing to do with the hacking prank) he told me to remove all of them as friends. So, I did what any insane person would do and after a little while of a cool down period, I introduced Vintage once again to Creeper. However, I introduced Vintage under the name Marx in hopes that I could get them AT BARE MINIMUM on less hostile grounds once again. Eventually Creeper found out Vintage was Marx. But my plan had worked, and they were on better grounds than they were initially. At least that's definitely what it seemed like. Months later, Creeper ran into a famous YouTuber (who I won't disclose the name of) and they decided to do a bit of a collaboration. Vintage found out and then this video you are reading the description of was made possible. Credits music: Lone - The Animal Pattern (Slightly sped up in Audacity)
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making food again
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The Wonders of Argent
Hey Argent, wanna play Left 4 Dead 2 with us?
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CS:GO 2 | The Ballad of durty hairy
I knew I had to edit this somehow, but as I sat there thinking of what to do, I thought back to SovietWomble, and figured "Fuck it, I could edit like him! I've not been doing it as long as he has but I know pretty much how to. It just takes some time!" Three hours later, we have this. SovietWomble did certainly influence me to edit like this, so if he see's this (which he won't), I'd just like to say thank you, you inspiring faggot. But I must admit, editing like this certainly does give me an idea as to why it takes Womble so long to produce content. This one minute video took, as previously mentioned in the last paragraph as well as in the video, three hours to edit. Womble can put out a video edited like this and with even MORE edited content, that's 20+ minutes long in about three months. And I have no idea how he has the sanity built up in him to be able to do something like that to himself.
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wesd went driving one day
Unfortunately I didn't get the whole rant.
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Weird GI-JOE PSA - I just wanna ride my motorcycle
All rights reserved to the creators of GI-JOE, this is an incredible PSA.
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If I say my audio is "dying", this is what I mean.
Windows 98 = Better than Windows 10
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What is this?
When you just find a random ass video file on your computer
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Weird Japanese Commercial for McDonalds
At least... I think it's a commercial? I don't own any of this, I got the recording off of The Interactive Television Game on www.nieveinteractive.com If you don't like the fact that this is on the internet AND you own this video, let me know, I'll take it down, you go yell at www.nieveinteractive.com
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Just some shit CS:S gameplay with button mashing in the background
Starting off with a sweet Glockumentary, we move forward later on to a more boring AK-47 and Desert Eagle gameplay that I sorta regret but meh, what can you do?
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Speed running strats!
My mic wasn't recording for this video because a program on my computer changed my default microphone to Stereo Mix, which made me want to fucking lynch somebody. I considered recording my general dialogue over the video using Audacity but I decided against it. It would just sound too weird.
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Good timing | Cloud8745
*death scream* Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQbcet5elLE (idk if that's the ORIGINAL upload, probably not) The dudes voice was Cloud8745. The woman's name was Julie but I don't think anybody but Cloud8745 knows what happened to her. Murder, perhaps? This is just a small clip from the video. It's so old! I remember this being one of my first favorite videos on the internet and this was always a highlight for me.
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I got a new Mic
I counted! It scared me!
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Emily Is Away: Broken
I was waiting for my friend to return from the bathroom, and I figured I'd record this shit! I was recording on both the phone and on a screen recorder, but the screen recorder didn't pick up the footage for some reason. This is what I saw.
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Cousin, let's go bowling!
Filmed at Dave and Busters, Woburn MA (It was a snapchat video, so don't bitch that the video is in portrait mode.)
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C'mon, stop you fuck!
This was ALSO recorded at Dave And Busters in Woburn, Massachusetts. It's pretty horrible what Snapchat does to my phones macro-speaker but I love it for earrape purposes. The reason I reacted the way I did to only getting four tickets is because of this thing i have called tunnel vision. All I saw was the following: ________________________________________________________________ 150 <--- 500 150 _________________________________________________________________ But what it actually was, was the following: _________________________________________________________________ 150 4 <--- 500 4 150 _________________________________________________________________ So basically, my eyes didn't even register the "4 tickets" part. I was happy, then I became depressed and later on that night I killed myself. One thing led to another and some fag boy got a broom shoved up his rectum in the school bathroom like in that one show that you kids like to watch these days because you relate to the people who try to kill themselves. Oh, you kids these days with your suicidal tendencies!
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Angry dummy chases fat ass around house
NO I DIDN'T ACTUALLY HIT HIM. I hit a door next to him to get him to stop trying to do something he wasn't supposed to be doing. I then chased him around to help the 300 lb. nine year old burn some calories. Also my channel has a strike. Not gonna even pretend like it's for a fair reason either.
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Mun's high blood pressure
Vintage know's someone named "Mun" and he's a fucking fat hillbilly fucktard from Saskatchewan who eats nothing but McDonalds. Now he's complaining he has high blood pressure and Vintage is making fun of him because it's so easy to do.
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TheFire259 speaking about Dial-Up
So, one day, this pirate decided to just start talking about dial-up and how it works, but somehow referencing two gay fat guys screeching at each other. The worst part about it, it mostly made some sense! Anyway, the quality of OBS video's seems to be slowly, but surely declining. I was hoping to capture the text on the image, but I couldn't. The way I have to actually make these recordings doesn't help, I have to make the video in Sony Vegas Pro, record over the playback with OBS, then upload the video into Windows Movie Maker, then render the video from there, THEN upload the video. And all of that because Sony Vegas Pro will NOT render for some stupid fucking reason. Here's a link to a higher quality picture: http://prntscr.com/eu6wl7 However, that's just a picture I made in Photoshop. Here's the picture TheFire259 used as a reference through this talk: http://prntscr.com/euden8 Seriously, if anybody know's how to fix the whole problem where Sony Vegas can't finish rendering video's, please let me know. I watched video's online, and nothing helped! It's really fucking aggravating. The only good thing about this method is that the video's upload really quickly. It's a perk of video's rendered in Windows Movie Maker, but I believe that's because Windows Movie Maker practically destroys the video quality specifically to make video's upload faster to YouTube. Either way, it's annoying, and I want Sony Vegas to just fucking stahp it. If you're easily offended by vulgar language, cover your eyes!
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I have been informed this this video was uploaded by a viewer of mine to a sub reddit based around getting popularity to people who are otherwise unheard of. Something, me not being someone who ever goes on Reddit, I haven't heard of until now. To that viewer, I would like to say, thank you very much! I am glad you enjoy my content!
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I thought I muted my mic.
Parents everywhere - Control your little animals, would you please?
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Granny's Tree's, Moe
It says that this video was uploaded today, but it wasn't. It was actually uploaded months ago, but I only just today made it public. And now it's saying it was uploaded today, when it really was not! ball sacks.
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Cringe: The Movie
I made this when I had the flu, for like the first time in my entire life. I guess a side effect of having the flu is having something in your ears that prevents you from hearing as well as you normally do, so while making this I did have to periodically check to make sure my headphones still worked and inherently that I wasn't fucking deaf. Thankfully I'm not deaf and also my headphones still work beautifully. Since I'm 99% sure the original video the audio was taken from here was deleted, I will provide the link to the re-upload. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bddQTtsh5Wg He claims that the person who uploaded this video initially was someone named Purplepotatoism, and I have no reason to doubt him. He left a link in his description to his channel, and I found no video such as the one linked above. If it was originally uploaded elsewhere, please let me know! Hugs and kisses to all!
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BeamNG.Drive - Why you don't drive distracted
Fuck my life, man. This was a good run too! Ruined by pointless messages telling me nothing I cared about.
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Chernobyl: 30 years of alienation
*NOTE* I was practically timed while making this, so I forgot to go and make the slides shorter so you could read them. Sorry about that. Just pause the video to read. Hello there stranger! I wanted to upload this a HELL of a lot earlier than I did. But a combination of homework (which I was willing to put off for this) and nonstop Skype calls of people thinking it was my birthday today (Don't know why that is) and a short period of time to work on this overwhelmed me. So if something seems wrong, spelling or general fact wise, I am sincerely sorry for that. Regardless, I felt nearly obligated to make this video since I had been preping for today for a long time. It's the three decade mark of the disaster, 16 years after the turn of the century. 16 years, fun fact, was how long Pripyat was holding a population before it was alienated. Yup, from 1970 to 1986. So this day felt extra special. Given also that I had to write a huge essay in history class on Chernobyl, where I came in love with the concept of the city, the movies and the video games that came alongside it. And this may sound corny as hell but it did become a large part of my life at one point. In fact, probably one of the only things I can't do is map out the city. Well, i'm going to get to work on that. It's just incredible that 30 years of being abandoned, no form of care whatsoever, the city still stands true. Falling apart, as it is, the fact that anything is still standing is, well, outstanding. So I felt that I would beat myself up in the future if I didn't upload this. I probably still will since I didn't actually get to upload this earlier, but meh. As long as it was uploaded on the 26'th i'm happy. Song: Farewell to Pripyat - John McDermott https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KipRMZoNO2Q If you liked the song, you will be happy to know you only listened to a minute and a half of the five minute song, assuming you listened through the entire video. So there is still more! It's not the song I was going to initially use, but due to my ancestry being highly Scottish, and one of his best songs in my opinion is the best cover of Scotland the Brave, I kinda wanted to include him in the video too. I was kind of thankful I found his song though, and also a download link. I couldn't actually find the song I was looking for. So yeah, I was initially worried that I wouldn't even be able to upload this with a song. Anyway, thank you for watching! If you enjoyed the video, hit the like button! That way this video can get more views and teach more people about what happened at Chernobyl. I don't want to think that this video was made for nothing. And while you're at it, hit the Subscribe button and it will show even bigger support to me to continue making video's like these! PS: Please no COD references, Jesus Christ I get extremely heated whenever I see people all like "ERMAHGERD, THERT FERKERN PERL LORKS LERK THER WERN FERM CERL ERV DERTY! NYERH" Like, "Really? What makes you fuckin' say that? Oh, they're the SAME FUCKING PLACE YOU RETARD."
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Cringe: Epilogue
It's all over now, but I was approached by a child. This child said to me "My actions have consequences. I thus-forward send you down to endure an eternity or twelve in HELL!" Send help plox. Original upload: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5d42w4ZcY4
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resivoir dooges
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Cringe: The Squeakual
This time it get's saucy. Original upload: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f22EpLIoMsE
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Foreign embassies of all things | Prank Call 2 (GONE WRONG)
If this is illegal, I honest to god, hand on heart and Bible, apologize. I thought this was kinda funny, and since it happened last year, I figured it couldn't hurt to just upload it. It happened so long ago, and nobody seemed to care. Besides, all we got to were answering machines. Anyway, if you noticed that the quality of this video is horrible, that's because, once again, i still haven't fully migrated over to Sony Vegas Pro. Again, this is because I'm having rendering issues, where Sony Vegas stops rendering at a certain percent, and locks up. It won't be frozen, so I can't crash it, but it will think that it is forever rendering, and since it thinks that, I can't close Sony Vegas, unless I restart my computer. Of course now, the issue was that, for some reason, Windows Movie Maker decided that a certain part of a certain clip would be next to impossible to load, and then it wouldn't even render the video at all. So I had to stop it, record OVER the video using OBS, and then edit and render that. If you haven't been able to tell as of now, I have shit luck when it comes to editing software. OUTRO SONG: Bomrani - Pepperoni (Yes! I have a Farsi song about Pepperoni as my outro song.)
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